Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Why bother ..



What does it matter if you are 30 or your partner and you are opposite sun signs... We are all going to be dead anyway


Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Revelation through conversation

Protagonist: "I swept the floors of the company"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Protagonist: "I spilt coffee in the vending room so I spent 15 minutes sweeping it up. Now I can't wait to take a shower!"
Me: "I'm sorry!"
Protagonist: "It's okay. It's life. And life is dirty!"

Saturday, May 25, 2013

conversation: water

Protagonist: I want water
Friend: let me get you some water
Protagonist: oh i dont want to drink water. I just like water, and how it tastes
Friend: I thought you wanted water
Protagonist:you are not understanding me


Wednesday, March 27, 2013

something on me


protagonist: i need to take off my earrings right now, but i have nowhere to keep it
friend : why right now? go home and take it off
protagonist: im not in a good mood, so i need to take my earrings off
friend : why do u need to take off ur earrings when you are not in a good mood?
protagonist : i feel like there is stuff on me


Friday, March 22, 2013

ouch!


protagonist punches friend on his arm

friend: ow! dont punch it hurts
protagonist: oh I felt bad :(
friend: u felt bad because i told you that ur punches hurt me ??
protagonist : yes : -(  I was angry with you for saying that, but im feeling better now


Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Conversation: make me feel bad with compliments


Mr Important : i met someone today who told me that you  are pretty
protagonist: why would she do that??
Mr Important : probably because she thinks u are pretty
protagonist: of course not. Tell properly. Simply don't give me compliments and make me feel bad


Monday, March 4, 2013

Observations

Child: People are super nice. You just have to approach them and not worry about being a bug.
Me: A bug ?
Child: I mean bugging people.. like.. "what do you think of this? what do you think of that?"

Be a bug